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What were they doing in the same place?　

Top 9 things that will happen at Euro2012 —

1. Racism. And lots of it, if Panorama is to be believed.
2. French infighting. They’re bound to fall out at some stage.
3. Spanish 90% possession football. Which will be jizz all over by commentators far and wide.
4. English press free for all. When England inevitably fail, the national press have their favourite day of every two years.
5. German pens. They will no doubt take part in a penalty shoot-out, and win it.
6. The Dutch will be crazy. Beautiful football, until they’re in a corner and resort to martial arts.
7. Several ‘new’ players will ‘break-through’. Make the big money move to Premier League and then fail miserably.
8. (Cunt) Ronaldo crying. This is more in hope than actual fact.
9. ITV will ruin every single second. By bringing their ramshackle bunch of losers, dickheads, and morons. That they call presenters, commentators, and pundits.

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Top 7 things I don’t believe in —

1. God.
2. Santa.
3. The English Men’s Football team at any major tournament.
4. The French in a conflict.
5. Kurt Cobain’s “suicide”.
6. Anyone who prefixes a sentence, “Trust me …” or “Believe me …”.
7. Sherlock - Fuck you, fangirls.

Things more exciting than the last 135 minutes of England friendly games —

• Stewart Downing giving a speech on goal line technology.
• Watching paint dry.
• Listening to Alan Smith’s pundits comments from FIFA 12 on repeat.
• Slowly suffocating yourself with the carrier bag.
• Licking rocks.
• Using your mind to break windows.
• …

Edit: From @cufc1986matt:

• “Watching 135 mins of Curling.”

laurakandtheinfinitesadness:

i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is

Mostly, I think, because relatively speaking barely anyone lives there.

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. —  Eddie Izzard (via amysterybanana)

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The only Queen I have, or ever will be interested in was played by Miranda Richardson.

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