February 2012
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Occasionally on here, I feel really old.
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Reasons why Fernando Torres can't score?
Goalposts.
Goal Keepers.
White lines painted on turf.
The colour Green.
Team-mates showing up in the same outfit.
His hair is in his eyes.
David Luiz’s hair is also in his eyes.
Because Starbursts are just Opal Fruits in disguise.
Too many tears because John Terry said something racist.
AVB stole his cake.
The number 9 is haunted by the ghost of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
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What to watch?
There’s a bunch of TV boxsets to watch, but which?
Angel.
Buffy.
Bones.
The West Wing.
I’ve got films too.
Or something else. Suggestions?
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Manual Labour Agrees With Me.
Well, for the most part it does.
This morning/afternoon, I dug a trench in the backgarden to lay in a wooden border - approx. 7 metres long and about half a foot wide & deep. And discovered some buried flag stones - which needed to be dug out.
All fun and games. And no doubt did me a damn sight more good than sitting here all day.
Added to which, I spent an hour or so, on the Wii Fit -...
Bored enough to try a new show.
Not quite at random, but pretty close… I chose ‘Two Broke Girls’. I expected very little - how surprised am I, that after only 12 seconds of the pilot, I’m already irritated by this.
Amendment: I gave it a full TWO minutes, and that’s quite enough of that. Boring!
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“And I’ve tried
Everything but suicide
But it’s crossed my mind”
– Gnarls Barkley | Just A Thought.
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18. You can only eat one thing for the rest of... →
Pizza - it has to be.
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17. If you could change your name, what would it... →
McLovin’, of course.
Which is a lie. That’s a stupid fucking name! Erm… I don’t think I’d change my name, I like Owen. Or at least I can’t think of a one that would suit me more.
My mother likes to remind me that she considered naming me Allerick.
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16. What is something you really don't like? →
This could turn into an exercise in list making. I had a look at my Tumblr Saviour black-list for inspiration - it helped a little, but mostly made me annoyed. I dislike a lot of shit.
But I decided it would be easier just link to this piece of creative writing I did not so long ago.
If you’re not interested or can’t be arsed to read it, then fuck you too the jist is that it’s...
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This doesn’t matter what show I’m...
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amyffowler replied to your post: Shaved my hair into a mohawk.
I was literally going to type ‘PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN’ :P
It most certainly did happen, and it looked a damn sight better in my head, than on my head.
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Shaved my hair into a mohawk.
I then proceeded to spend 10-15 minutes looking in the mirror, pulling faces and hmming.
Only to decide I look like a twat will one, and shaved that off too.
There are no pictures - before no-one asks.
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15. A story from a sexual or drunken escapade? →
I was thinking I’d give you one of each, but then realised I’ve not had a particularly escapade-y sex life. So a drunken one will have to do.
I remember with great fondness a night out we were out on many years ago, we were all about 16/17 and we’d been clubbing - with 50p vodka shots, and £1 bottles of Carling, those were the days. Anyway, as you’d expect we were all...
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14. The drink you would order at the bar? →
The depends entirely on the time of evening! In general though you ordering goes something like this:
Real ale.
Cider.
Lager.*
Rum.
*Sometimes.
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13. If you had a superpower, what would it be? →
To shape-shift.
I’d like the ability to be able to become anything I wanted/needed to become in any given situation.
