June 2012
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More: Cargo plane at Ghana airport crashed into bus, witnesses say; police won’t confirm if anyone is injured - @AP bit.ly/NtlRso — Breaking News (@BreakingNews) June 2, 2012 What were they doing in the same place? 
Jun 2nd
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Top 9 things that will happen at Euro2012 --
Racism. And lots of it, if Panorama is to be believed. French infighting. They’re bound to fall out at some stage. Spanish 90% possession football. Which will be jizz all over by commentators far and wide. English press free for all. When England inevitably fail, the national press have their favourite day of every two years. German pens. They will no doubt take part in a penalty...
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Top 7 things I don't believe in --
God. Santa. The English Men’s Football team at any major tournament. The French in a conflict. Kurt Cobain’s “suicide”. Anyone who prefixes a sentence, “Trust me …” or “Believe me …”. Sherlock - Fuck you, fangirls.
Jun 2nd
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Things more exciting than the last 135 minutes of...
Stewart Downing giving a speech on goal line technology. Watching paint dry. Listening to Alan Smith’s pundits comments from FIFA 12 on repeat. Slowly suffocating yourself with the carrier bag. Licking rocks. Using your mind to break windows. … Edit: From @cufc1986matt: “Watching 135 mins of Curling.”
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
– Eddie Izzard (via amysterybanana)
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
May 2012
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Are attractive women, who appear (objective word) to be interested in me like buses? They come along in pairs!  I’m getting ahead of myself, again. It’s probably all in my head. Where it should stay.
May 31st
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You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes
May 31st
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May 31st
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Riff X -- Check them out. →
5 piece Hard Rock Band from Newcastle.
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
– Charles Bukowski (via aquaticwonder)
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Alex's huge boobs.
[[MORE]] You really clicked through? 
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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You can keep them --
odjk: Things you can keep. I don’t give a fat fuck about:  SoccerAid. Eurovision Noise Contest. The Queens Jubilee. Celebrity Juice — Can fuck off too. … and how could I forget — the Olympics, you can fucking shove that too.
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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ENG win by 9 wickets.
If you’ve had told me as little as a fortnight ago that I’d either — Give a shit that the England cricket team won. Or, That I’d have watched it in an gripped fashion. I’d have told you to get a hold of yourself. In truth, both of those points are fact.  I have so-far thoroughly enjoyed the Test Series against the West Indies.  I suspect it’s got something...
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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mrburmie: odjk replied to your post:  I hope you’re wearing your Heat-B-Gone booties. Alex is a funny-un! 
May 28th
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Ever so glad the cat took it upon himself to sneak over to me, dig him claws into my thigh, and run off. How I adore these little games.
May 28th
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Family Guy
quicksummary: Disjointed ‘narratives’ pieced together around epic fights between a  fat man and an enormous chicken.
May 28th
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May 27th
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You can keep them --
Things you can keep. I don’t give a fat fuck about:  SoccerAid. Eurovision Noise Contest. The Queens Jubilee. Celebrity Juice — Can fuck off too.
May 27th
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May 27th
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